Yet Another Great Joke

I have to post these from time to time as some are way to good to keep to myself. This was sent to me by one of the Baypoint "Usual Suspects" M. C. (thank you)

As a former college instructor I can relate to excuses from students!

There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the
weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.
They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Florida State until
early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.  They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.  The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.  
The guys were excited and relieved.  They studied that night for the exam. The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.  Cool, they thought!  Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy ... 
then they turned the page.On the second page was written...
For 95 points:  Which tire? _________

If you have a good joke send them to me and you may wind up here @mysideofthebar Thanks again M.C.

The Professor 


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