Showing posts from February, 2017

So Why?

So this guy crossed in front of me the other day while I was walking to the store

So I had to stop and talk to him an ask the age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

His reply was sly. He said to his knowledge no chicken has EVER answered that question and never will.

I asked him, "so it was not to get to the other side?"

He replied "no sir, I just said we are all sworn to secrecy"

He continued and said, "I have heard rumors of chickens, roosters, and hens, having divulged some information on the subject and the next thing I knew was they were either road kill or made it to chicken nirvana, KFC

He continued to say that he was much past his prime so all he could really hope for was to end up in some locals cook pot.

My last question for this cock was "you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"

To which he replied, "we are all chickens. Us rooste…

Hello From the Islands

As most of my 10's of readers know MySideOfTheBar is spending the month of February in Key West. Which can probably figure means visits to many, many drinking establishments. I thought I would do some quick hits on them as the weeks go by.

My first post (not stop) is the Whistle Bar which is located on Duval Street right here in Key West. The Whistle Bar is actually part of a three level bar. The Bull is the first level and hosts great live entertainments.

The Whistle Bar is on the second level and along with a full service bar has an awesome outside bar rail that is worth a lot more that you have to pay to sit outside (the price of your drink) You look over Duval Street and can see perfectly all the people walking by. You have probably guessed this gets more entertaining as the evening goes by. :)

The third level you will need to check out for yourself. (Caution)

The Professor

Just When You Think You Heard it all!

There is this story sent to me by a regular contributor.

The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the  Wyoming  ranchers for controlling the coyote
population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method  of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a
"more humane" solution to this issue.  

What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again.
This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.

Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,

"Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep; they're
eatin' 'em!"  

The meeting never really got back to order.

The Professor