So Why?

So this guy crossed in front of me the other day while I was walking to the store

So I had to stop and talk to him an ask the age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

His reply was sly. He said to his knowledge no chicken has EVER answered that question and never will.

I asked him, "so it was not to get to the other side?"

He replied "no sir, I just said we are all sworn to secrecy"

He continued and said, "I have heard rumors of chickens, roosters, and hens, having divulged some information on the subject and the next thing I knew was they were either road kill or made it to chicken nirvana, KFC

He continued to say that he was much past his prime so all he could really hope for was to end up in some locals cook pot.

My last question for this cock was "you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"

To which he replied, "we are all chickens. Us roosters are having sex with all of them"

All I could say is "That's perverse!"

So there you have it the answer to the question still remains a mystery. Remember that next time you are enjoying some KFC.

The Professor


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