Wet Tee Shirt Contest

Ok so I have been to quite a few wet tee shirt contest in my day and Central Patti has even participated in a few. Recently as an observer (I have also been a judge at a couple) I was sipping on a cocktail and thinking that chaos was reigning on this hot summer day. There did not seem to be any rules! So out of the chaos comes this:

The Professor's Rules for Wet Tee Shit Contests

1. NO MEN!
2. Everyone starts with the same tee shirt and can modify from there
3. The tee shirt MUST remain on all all times and can not be pulled down or lifted up over the breasts. It is a wet tee shirt contest not a Ms. Nuddie contest. (although I am not opposed to this as a separate event)
4. Bottoms must be left on, it is a wet tee shirt contest not a hottest ass contest. (again not opposed to that as a separate event)
5. There has to be two classes, Real and Modified. (sorry Central Patti)
6. Judging will consist of the following categories.
 Perkiness
Overall Shape and Size
Shirt Modification and Form

Also feel free to "frolic" with the girl or girls next to you as you may get extra points for creativity.

And last but not least if you have hair between your breasts, it may be time to shave your vagina. Oh and maybe not enter this type of event.

Cheers
The Professor




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