A Couple More Jokes
As I said in an earlier Blog I do not generally post a lot of jokes, however as with any rules there are exceptions. Here are a couple of great ones I heard while out and about. Enjoy: The Hypnotist at the Senior Center After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch th...