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Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink
Wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be
Full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
Information: I am doing it as a public service!

Seems to me too many People are Drinking W…

V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N.

Yes it is that time of year again and I realize that the song in the title is not exactly one of the best summer songs, however there are several that are Great Songs of Summer so here are the top ten (or 11) of MySideOfTheBar.

11. School’s Out for Summer, Alice Cooper – Didn’t we all used to sing this on the last day of school?

10. Palisades Park, Freddy Cannon – Would have been a great time by all.

9. Summer, War – Summer easy listening at it’s best.

8. Summer of 69, Brian Adams – Another great song to day dream about days gone by and I always loved this video.

7. Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer, Nate King Cole – Always an oldie and a goodie.

6. Boys of Summer, Don Henley - One of my personal favorites and dedicated to The Brinkman Insurance Softball Team of 1983

5. Twisting by the Pool, Dire Straights – If you do not start dancing when listening to this you must be dead.

4. That Summer, Garth Brooks – Every young boys fantasy summer.

3. Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett – Not sur…